I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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