I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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