So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
