she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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