well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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