But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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