Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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