I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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