last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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