The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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