In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."