im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is