my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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