What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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