im having a threesome with these popsicles
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm passing your future prison.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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