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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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