Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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