Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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