god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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