Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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