pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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