It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
At least life still wants to fuck me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
