Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize