He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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