i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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