of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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