Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
