I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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