I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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