no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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