I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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