i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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