I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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