Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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