I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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