Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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