i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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