physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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