I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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