if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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