You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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