we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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