And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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