I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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