YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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