remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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