pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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