ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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