i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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