Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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