I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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