Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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