how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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