Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Someone came in the potted fern
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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