i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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