apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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