Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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